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aurora_requiem
AMARILLA, YOUR RESIDENT VAMPIRE JUICE BUFF, IS LE BORED.

SO LET US DANCE!! *CLAPS HANDS*

*PUTS ON DANSE MACABRE*

WHO SHALL GHETTO-LY WALTZ WITH ME?
YES, IT IS NOW A WORD.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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gosurori_otaku

SO, MOST OF US MADE IT TO 2009 IN ONE PIECE. AWESOME, HUH? ^^ HOWEVER, THERE ARE THOSE OF US WHO WEREN'T SO LUCKY AND WE WILL REMEMBER THEM. KINDA. (GEEZ, THANKS, MAYURI.) 

SINCE OUR FAVOURITE OVERLORD, AIZEN-SAMA ALWAYS SAYS, "WHAT BETTER WAY TO START YOUR NEW YEAR THAN TACOS?", I FEEL IT IS MY DUTY TO REMIND YOU THAT IF THIS EXTREME OVER-CONSUMPTION OF MEXICAN FOOD SCREWS UP YOUR DIGESTIVE SYSTEM, DON'T HESITATE TO COME TO OUR AWESOME FACILITIES! SZAYEL MIGHT GET OVER-EXCITED IF YOU WAIT TOO LONG.


PS- TACO AIZEN IS THE PLACE TO BE IF YOU LIVE IN CAPSLOCKISTAN. THERE IS NO MEDICAL EVIDENCE TO SUGGEST THAT EATING AT TACO AIZEN CAN SCREW WITH YOUR DIGESTIVE SYSTEM. FURTHERMORE, I AM NOT SUGGESTING THAT THIS IS THE CASE, SINCE I AM A FAITHFUL CITIZEN OF OUR CAPSLOCKY COUNTRY AND I DON'T WANT TO WAKE UP WITH TOUSEN TRYING TO MAKE ME FACE BLIND JUSTICE...

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gosurori_otaku

HELLO! THIS IS RIN, YOUR SARCASTIC, MANIACAL, SLIGHTLY LOOPY, BUT TOTALLY CAPSLOCKY HOSPITAL DIRECTOR SPEAKING!

ARE YOU ILL? ARE YOU OF THE BISHOUNEN/BISHOUJO PERSUASION? DO YOU WANT A JOB? ARE YOU MAD? ARE YOU MADE OF FILLER AND/OR SUENESS?  WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF CHEAP, RUBBISH, BUT OH-SO-BRITISH TEA WHILE YOU WAIT FOR YOUR APPOINTMENT?

IF THE ANSWER TO ANY, OR ALL OF THE ABOVE QUESTIONS IS 'YES', THEN DON'T HESITATE TO USE YOUR LOCAL HOSPITAL!
RESCUE NINJAS FOR SUES, FILLERS OR NARUTO CHARACTERS ARE PROHIBETED BY AIZEN.

HOWEVER, SHOULD YOU BE MADE OF FILLER, SUENESS, INSANITY OR NARUTO, WE REGRETFULLY CANNOT GUARANTEE THAT YOU WILL LEAVE ALIVE OR EVEN IN A VAGUELY HUMAN SHAPE







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damanique
PARAPA WACO MUNDO, DON'T FORGET TO GET YOUR ASS TO THE HOSPITAL TOMORROW MORNING, 8:00 AM. WITH CLEANING UNIFORM AND SUPPLIES OBVIOUSLY. I'LL COME ALONG SINCE YOU'RE A CLEANING NOOB AND TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T CLEAN UP ANYTHING YOU SHOULDN'T. AIZEN KNOWS, SZAYEL HATES IT WHEN HIS RESEARCH SUBJECTS DISAPPEAR WITHOUT A TRACE AND HIS ROOM SMELLS LIKE FRESH LAVENDER ALLUVASUDDEN. I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY PULM, WHATEVER THAT IS.

OF COURSE WE'RE ASSISTED BY THE REST OF THE CLEANING SQUAD, THAT CONSISTS MOSTLY OF NON-DESCRIPT, VERY MUCH LOOK ALIKE SHORT ANGRY MEXICANS. LIKE EXEQUIAS WITHOUT THE SKULLS AND THE WHITE ROBES AND KILLING PEOPLE. OK, SO THEY'RE NOT MUCH LIKE EXEQUIAS, BUT THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE UNTIL MORE UNIQUE INDIVIDUALS FILL UP THE JOB POSITIONS.

IF YOU'RE LATE YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE PAINFUL END OF MY BROOM, AND YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHICH END THAT IS, DO YOU?

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IN OTHER NEWS. ESMERADO CLEANING SERVICES IS LOOKING FOR NEW EMPLOYEES WHO CAN STOMACH THE SIGHT OF THE HOSPITAL'S CREATIVE RESEARCH RESULTS! EXPERIENCE WITH CLEANING AND DEALING WITH TRASH PREFERABLE BUT OTHERWISE YOU'LL JUST GET SOME FINE COMPANY 'TRAINING'. PAY STARTS AT $7 AN HOUR FOR ALL NOOBS BUT YOU GET PAID MORE ONCE YOU PROVE TO NOT BE A COMPLETE FAIL AT CLEANING.

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ESMERADO CLEANING SERVICES INC PROUDLY OFFERS ITS CLEANING SERVICES TO CAPSLOCKISTAN RESIDENTS AND BUSINESSES. WHETHER YOU WANT TO GET RID OF THOSE BRAINS HANGING FROM THE LAB CEILING, CLEAR UP UNFORTUNATE EVIDENCE FROM A SOON-TO-BE-MURDER-SCENE OR GET THOSE TRICKY STAINS OUT OF THE BACK OF YOUR CAR SEAT, YOU CAN TRUST ESMERADO TO TAKE CARE OF IT.

ESMERADO. BECAUSE CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO AIZENNESS.

LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
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aurora_requiem
*OPENS THE DOORS OF BANLOUNGE*

BANLOUNGE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS!

*BUSTS OUT THE FRUIT JUICE AND TURNS ON THE OPERA*

I DO SO LOVE TURANDOT.

OFFICAL CAPSLOCKISTANIAN INTRODUCTION POST!
riathepinkie
SO THIS IS THE MASTER LIST OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE ALREADY REQUESTED ROLES/INTRODUCE YOURSELF POST.

SO FAR WE HAVE
nels_snape: AS THE TEASHOP OWNER
raisel: AS THE AIRPORT OWNER
tuathafae: AS THE FURNITURE STORE OWNER
gosurori_otaku: AS THE HOSPITAL DIRECTOR
xevochic: AS THE MEDIA EDITOR-IN-CHIEF
ardaearthsong: AS OUR PR/EVENT PLANNER (ALSO CO-MODERATOR)
nenagh_breen: AS CSI K9 LAB TECH/DRY CLEANER
captainfinland: AS OUR RESIDENT SUPERHERO.
EDIT: fuuma_konan IS ABLE TO JOIN US AND SHE'LL BE THE TACO AIZEN MANAGER, OR ONE OF THEM AT LEAST.

IF I HAVE LEFT ANYONE OUT/ANYONE DECIDES WHAT THEY WANT TO DO FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR JOB TO YOUR INTRODUCTION!

SO I GUESS I'LL START MY INTRO NOW:
THE NAME I CHOOSE TO GO BY ON HERE IS RIA I HAVE SHORT BROWN HAIR AND GLASSES AND I AM FEMALE. I STAND AT ABOUT FIVE FOOT EVEN AND I HAVE A AVERAGE TO SLIM BULID. AS FAR AS WHAT I DO AROUND HERE I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THAT I HELP KEEP THINGS RUNNING SMOOTHLY FOR AIZEN-SAMA. YOU'LL SEE ME POP IN FROM TIME TO TIME AND ATTEMPT TO ROLE-PLAY CHECK IN AND SEE HOW EVERYTHING IS GOING. ALSO I RUN THE STEREOTYPICAL TAVERN FEEL FREE TO STOP BY ANYTIME AND ORDER A DRINK/SAY HI/WHATEVER. FREE DRINKS TO THE PERSON TO COME UP WITH THE BEST COMMUNITY ICON

OK SO NOW THAT YOU ALL KNOW ME IT'S YOUR TURN, MAKE YOUR DESCRIPTIONS AS DETAILED OR VAGUE AS YOU WANT!

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